Posted by Matt on December 5, 2008
With Orenthal J. Simpson apparently forced to see the inside of a prison cell for at least the next nine years, I have been contemplating hilariously lame and pathetic newspaper headlines for tomorrow morning’s inevitable articles:
“What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas”
“The Juice Got Squeezed”
“That One Football Player Who Walked Free For Killing A Couple Of People Actually Ended Up In Jail Anyways”
“The Juice Is No Longer Loose”
“Former NFL Running Back Now A Tight End”
“Detective Nordberg Does Las Vegas” (Obscure?)
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