I’m Back Like Brett Favre
Posted by Matt on August 19, 2008
Yes, this is an actual screen shot of a game of Tecmo Super Bowl I won against the computer during my time off. I told you I had important business to tend to.
Everyone can breath a sigh of relief as I have returned to give direction and purpose to your life; however, a lot happened while I was off rescuing the illegitimate children of Shawn Kemp — let’s relive some of the memories, shall we?
–Brett Favre Unretired: Did you hear about this story? It was lucky to make the back pages…
–Several MLB’ers Were Traded: Thank you, Cincinnati, for trading away the only reasons I had to watch a Reds game the rest of the season.
-The Chinese Government Faked A Bunch Of Olympic Crap: In communist China the national anthem sings you!
–Michael Phelps Won An Ass Load Of Gold Medals: Suck it, Spitz.
–U.S. Gymnast Shawn Johnson Stole Our Hearts: She’ll be 18 on January 19, 2010 for those of you who are interested [See: Bob Swerski].
-And Doug Gottlieb Probably Stole Your Wallet: Once a thief, always a thief.
-The Bengals Resigned Chris Henry: …wait, what?
As you can see we have a lot to catch up on and that was only the tip of it, just to see how it felt. By the looks of things around here while I was gone it is time to start cracking that whip…
It has been too long,
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