The Nasty Boys' Sports Blog

The Voice of the Jaded Sports Fan

  • tnblogo.jpg

  • The Recruits

    • 1,856,091 people think The Nasty Boys are geniuses (since June, 2007).
  • The Posts

  • The Nasty Boys

  • The Archives

Mike Tyson Has Hot Girlfriend; Will Still Eat Your Children

Posted by Matt on June 3, 2008

Walking freak show and noted Eearios founder Mike Tyson was recently spotted with Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (pictured above) of the United Kingdom’s version of Big Brother fame. Trust me, I didn’t know who the hell she was either but clearly that shouldn’t matter…until you realize she’s willing to date Mike Tyson.

If this completely demoralizes you and your chances of ever getting laid again, allow me to remind you that it most definitely should. Remember, Aisleyne is dating a guy who is the proud owner of a ridiculous face tattoo, multiple felony charges, spousal abuse accusations, and a rap sheet that would make most hardened criminals squirm. And lest we forget Tyson is the guy that has produced these gems for us over the years (some not-safe-for-work language):

What does a conviction on two counts of deviate sexual conduct and one count of rape get you these days? Apparently this:

Maybe I should reconsider my desired career path…Where’s the justice in this cruel, cruel world?

Linkage: The Sun

Advertisements

9 Responses to “Mike Tyson Has Hot Girlfriend; Will Still Eat Your Children”

  1. Doc Hancock said

    There is no justice…………….none dawg.

  2. MoonDog said

    I don’t know if I should laugh, cry or vomit.

  3. trashleyne said

    trash meets scum….vomit!!!

  4. Nikki da slut said

    fuck all ya hater if you hate him so much why the fuck you waste your time leaving your comment or even searching for him? fucking lowlife fucker..stop hating on him.
    Wish you the best mike.

  5. Doc Holliday, Jr. said

    Nice language for a high school dropout

  6. hahaha Doc. You gotta love someone who calls themself “Nikki Da Slut” calling you a lowlife. Sometimes the irony makes me laugh so hard I cry.

  7. haters said

    whats wrong with some of you people? You can only manage to sit there with your witches cauldron’s and make nothing but nasty comments. You know what it is don’t you? Bitter and twisted minds. HOW SAD.

  8. tophatal1 said

    I think that this bimbo is after nothing more than the notoriety and the fact that she can lay claim to say that she’d been tapped by Tyson. Have you seen how out of shape and inconsequential he’s now become ?
    The guy is a complete friggin’ mess !

    tophatal ………..

    • MJ said

      Man, I couldn’t believe how fat he has gotten when I saw him recently…dayumn.

      Anyways, thanks for the interest, tophatal.

      Matt

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

 
%d bloggers like this: