Mike Tyson Has Hot Girlfriend; Will Still Eat Your Children
Posted by Matt on June 3, 2008
Walking freak show and noted Eearios founder Mike Tyson was recently spotted with Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (pictured above) of the United Kingdom’s version of Big Brother fame. Trust me, I didn’t know who the hell she was either but clearly that shouldn’t matter…until you realize she’s willing to date Mike Tyson.
If this completely demoralizes you and your chances of ever getting laid again, allow me to remind you that it most definitely should. Remember, Aisleyne is dating a guy who is the proud owner of a ridiculous face tattoo, multiple felony charges, spousal abuse accusations, and a rap sheet that would make most hardened criminals squirm. And lest we forget Tyson is the guy that has produced these gems for us over the years (some not-safe-for-work language):
What does a conviction on two counts of deviate sexual conduct and one count of rape get you these days? Apparently this:
Maybe I should reconsider my desired career path…Where’s the justice in this cruel, cruel world?
♣ Linkage: The Sun
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