Bruce Pearl Is Anti-American
Posted by Matt on March 17, 2008
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To go along with behavior that may one day land him a lemonade-date and a seat with Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC, TNB’s favorite womanizer Bruce Pearl may now be able to add being anti-American to his repertoire of excellence.
The little talked about, yet tough, NCAA Tournament draw for Pearl’s Tennessee squad is #15 seeded American University and, after much deliberation, I have decided that it is un-American to root against American. If Bruce and his rowdy band of Volunteers don’t surrender by Friday’s tip-off, the FBI may very well add Coach Pearl to their Most Wanted Terrorist list, pushing him directly to the top (they should probably go ahead and add him to that Sex Offender’s Registry, too, while they’re at it…).
American University, representative of the Patriot League, uses the bald eagle as official mascot and sports red, white, and blue as official team colors. It is American University…it’s our Nation’s university. Think about it. When it comes to this matchup, how could one not root for American on Friday? Dare I say you’d be a Benedict Arnold not to?
(This post may, or may not, stem from my general distaste for most everything Tennessee.)
The face of the enemy:
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