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The World Finally Finds Antidote To Shut Vitale Up

Posted by Matt on December 18, 2007

I didn’t think it was possible.  However, the fact of the matter is that, during the start of conference play in college basketball, we will not be hearing Dickie V.’s voice.  That’s right, no more “diaper dandies,”  “p-t-p’ers,” or “YEAH, BABYs” during this holiday season.

While all of the idiotic statements and botched columns (link) he’s had over the years wasn’t enough it instead took throat surgery to silence the loudest mouth in college sports.  The world has finally found the antidote — Vitale’s kryptonite if you will and whatever surgery he had it stemmed from a bad case of lesions on his vocal chords. 

A guy who screams everything he says has damaged vocal chords? Noooooooooo.

Well…consider this a lesson learned Mr. Stephen A. Smith…

In all seriousness, it does not appear to be life threatening and the doctors expect to have him back courtside as early as February but we still hope for a safe and successful recovery — especially since its happening around the holidays.

I just still didn’t think it was possible to keep him quiet.



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