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Billy Gillispie: Real Estate Connoisseur

Posted by Matt on June 12, 2007

I have a bit of ‘inside information’ from very reliable sources that says University of Kentucky men’s head basketball coach is shopping for real estate in the $2.5-million dollar price range going away from downtown out Winchester Road off of Walnut Grove Lane. With that property price, it seems as if Billy G. is trying out for the new season of MTV’s Cribs, but nonetheless, he has not been able to settle on an exact house.

My theory for his inability to decide on a house is the fact that, with his personality and work ethic, Coach would not be comfortable being that far away from the friendly confines of the Joe Craft Center. I feel that he will either reside in one of the new luxury apartments off of Maxwell Avenue or at the end of Euclid Avenue, very close to campus, or he’ll sleep under his desk in his office eating off of a George Foreman Grill.

It was also suggested that whatever multi-million dollar penthouse Coach Gillispie chooses on top of his local condominium may, in his mind, be a nice place to wine and dine a few big-name recruits. If so, this is just one more in a long line of ingenious recruiting tools Gillispie has concocted in a very short time.

In the end, I hope Coach Gillispie is happy with what he purchases and I will sleep easier at night knowing that “Billy Clyde” will be comfortably accommodated.

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