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Steelers Coach Makes ‘Boner’ Play

Posted by Charlie Hustle on May 30, 2007

Slipping through the cracks of the mainstream sports media was the best story of the week.

Larry Zierlein, the 61-year old offensive line coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers received a pornographic e-mail from Steelers Pro Personnel Coordinator, Doug Whaley.

Zierlein, apparently so excited by the e-mail, decided to forward it on to high-level Steelers employees and secretaries throughout the NFL, including the secretary of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

Apparently the 61 year old, after realizing his mistake, attempted to “unsend” the e-mail numerous times. He then followed these attempts with a letter of apology.

In a secret message obtained exclusively by “The Nasty Boys,” Goodell responded to Zierlein…

“Dear Larry,

Thanks for the porno e-mail. Keep’um comin! That black dude nailing that chick wheelbarrow-style had a strong cock!

Love,

Roger Goodell”

…Zierlein has the look of a guy carrying a 4-pack of wine coolers into Chris Hansen’s kitchen on “To Catch a Predator.”

Fuck the Steelers.

— Charlie Hustle

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