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Fatherly Advice For Joakim Noah

Posted by Matt on April 3, 2007

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Now I realize I am roughly nine months older than Joakim Noah, so I don’t fit the father figure prerequisites, however, after seeing the ridiculous attire the elder Noah adorned for the National Championship game and after witnessing the absurd dance Joakim did in the post-SEC Tournament interview, I felt inclined to offer Noah some advice: The next time you have a microphone near your mouth, don’t speak. Just because Jim Nantz sports the Church-day part as his hairstyle doesn’t mean he doesn’t know what you are talking about when you tell him you are “gonna do it big all night long.” We ALL know what you are talking about, and furthermore, it is insulting to tell Jim Nantz, or the rest of us, that we don’t. You are representing yourself, your teammates and coach, your family, and your University, act like it. Insinuations about wild partying after the game when half of your teammates probably are not of the legal drinking age are a bit low brow, especially in front of the entire nation. I am all up for celebrating and having a good time, but just be responsible about it. All that I ask of you, Joakim, is that the next time you have a thought, let it go, and the next time you feel compelled to dance, don’t.

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2 Responses to “Fatherly Advice For Joakim Noah”

  1. Craig the Cat said

    Joakim Noah’s dad looks like lenny kravitz.

    How can someone who’s mother is a supermodel be so blindingly hideous?

  2. nicholasvilleFAN said

    Obviously didnt get his mothers looks.

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